Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he’s small, but he has feelings.
important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry
my favourite type of fan fictions are like. Slightly canon divergent. Like everything is the same but we fix this one annoying detail you can’t stand and let it butterfly effect the whole story.
I was listening to “Fear a’ Bhàta” a lot back in November and it inspired me for a risography serie. But heaven forbid i make anything straight so here we are, with a “Bean a’ bhàta” version of the song. I still have some stocks and will open some orders online in the coming week for anyone interested (let me know which one is your favorite of the 4, I’m curious 👀)
![Collection of images saying "sources: dude trust me", "it was once revealed to me in a dream", "my source is that I made it the fuck up", "it is known" repeated four times, "you are wrong, source my common sense in my brain", "dsm-vi just came out. it says all my dreams are visions and also that im a special princess", "If the data doesn't support my assertations, I simply type into chat 'Variance', hit enter, then hold the power button on my gamer PC until it shuts down, then take a long nap", "Example: 87 percent of statistics are made up on the spot [citation needed]", and "I don't need to explain shit. I have a gun for a head."](https://64.media.tumblr.com/848d6ec4b9d8ab573686f59a9f411744/7600881fe0d91285-56/s500x750/7ca95969632cc782280a9a9ed2e36bbcb233a23a.png)
